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Missed opportunity for irony

Word is that John King will take Lou Dobbs’s time slot at CNN.

Damn. I was pulling for Rick Sanchez.

Indians defeat White Sox in stunning rejection of Obama’s socialist agenda

The 5-1 loss Wednesday was symbolic of the intense disapproval of Barack Obama by Cleveland voters, by Indians, and by the other kind of Indians. Travis Hafner’s 6th-inning home run was an unmistakable rejection of the public option, as well as irrefutable proof that the so-called “President” was, in fact, born in Kenya.

The game was the 82nd loss for the White Sox, thus clinching a losing season, further evidence that the Age of Obama is now over.

/insert flashing siren here

In related news, Obama turned down an offer of seconds at lunch on Friday afternoon, stating that he was full. Is Obama trying to do too much? Tune in tonight for thoughts on whether the President has overextended and endangered his agenda.

Indeed, there are people this ridiculous!

  1. Aerion | October 2, 2009 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS: White Sox defeat Tigers, 8-0 on Friday night. Is Barack Obama trying to destroy the American car industry? IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT.

Before you bring on my two attorneys…

I’ve been ripping on Strategic Vision, LLC, since before it was cool. Well, actually, it was cool back then to rip on them. It was even cool back in 2006. But now it’s cool again.

October 1, 2008:

12:59 <yevrah> most recent ppp, q, cnn show obama in the lead, susa m+1, rasmussen tied, strategic m+3
12:59 <Aerion> and seriously, strategic vision can eat it

October 9, 2008:

01:51 <Aerion> Chambliss 47, Martin 44
01:51 <yevrah_> so awesome
01:51 <Aerion> but wait, there's more!!
01:51 <Aerion> the trend is absurd!
01:51 <Aerion> i mean, strategic vision kind of sucks
01:51 <Aerion> but 57-28 ... to 47-44!?

November 3, 2008:

15:42 <PollBot> ** StrategicVision: PA, WA, WI (10/31-11/2)
15:43 <Aerion> ok, but fuck strategic vision
15:43 <nepharis> heh

I had always assumed it was just gross incompetence that led them to be generally wrong all the time, and that their secrecy was just paranoia or something. Or perhaps just a necessary side effect of the fact that they’re not impartial, but that they’re actually political strategists. (As I recall, most outfits labeled them with an (R) and considered their polls to be internals.) But I don’t think I suspected that they might (note: might) have just been wholesale making  shit up, as Nate Silver almost-sort-of-accuses.

When I read Nate’s post this morning, I was naturally a little skeptical. It’s a little surprising to me that the trailing digit of polling data actually should be random. I’d have guessed a little more bias towards 9, considering pollsters tend to like to poll close races with top lines like 48-47. It’s hard to argue with the pretty graph showing all pollsters’ results, though.

But you know what? Forget the math. There’s two big things that stick out for me as serious red flags.

The first red flag: Strategic Vision’s response to the AAPOR complaint that originally prompted Nate’s investigation. Says CEO David Johnson:

We will be taking legal action.  We have spoken with our attorneys and have gotten them the documentation and should know exactly the venue and specific charges that we will be filing against AAPOR specifically and individual members of AAPOR personally.

Such quick escalation to legal threats makes you look a lot worse than you already did. Especially when you levy said threats them against thoroughly nonthreatening organizations like AAPOR, whose primary weapon is mildly irritated letters. Belligerence betrays malfeasance. Almost always.

The second (much less important) red flag: Really? strategicvision.biz? Unless you’re selling your polling services on infomercials on the Game Show Network, that’s probably not an appropriate domain. Here’s ten bucks, go buy yourself a dot com.

(The title of this post is in reference to this belligerent blast from the past. Also, I had forgotten about the random Total Recall clip in that segment, so that’s kind of an added bonus.)

  1. Aerion | September 26, 2009 at 2:08 am | Permalink

    Two attorneys? That’s pretty pimp.

Tweet for Twat

Joe Wilson has apparently hired a “professional Tweeter”. Whatever the hell that means. (Perhaps Eric Cantor could have used one of those, so that he could have paid attention to Obama’s speech instead of Blackberrying the whole time.)

Set aside for now the horrible idea that there might actually be people who get paid to use Twitter. I’ve long been baffled by the conservative movement’s complete obsession with Twitter, as if it is a panacea for all manner of self-inflicted wounds. Twitter has its uses (…sort of), but hiring someone else to Tweet on your behalf eliminates the two-way communication aspect of Twitter, effectively reducing your feed to a series of press releases, except very short and missing key vowels.

I don’t understand at all what tweeting is supposed to accomplish for Joe Wilson. The cynic in me says it’s just a way for him to constantly remind his followers to please give him money (or rather, “plz send $$ #tcot”). But even if a Twitter feed might help him push back against the onslaught of attacks from horrible fire-breathing liberals, does he really need a professional to help him? Even if he’s too dumb to figure out how a keyboard works, surely one of his staffers could do it for him?

Still in Town Hall mode?

Rep. Joe Wilson (SC-02) interrupted President Obama’s address to Congress tonight to call him a liar. He’s already apologized. Who knows, Democrats might even punish him by giving him mean looks and not talking to him for a while.

This differs from the standard Republican punishment for Joe Wilson, which would be to ruin his wife’s career.

  1. Legion | September 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    Now, now. I hear Barney Frank may volunteer to speak uncharacteristically nicely to the congressman if it might make him feel better.

Fascism, Defined

From Wikipedia, quoting American historian Robert Paxton’s latest book, Anatomy of Fascism (emphases mine):

…a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion.

Sound familiar?

Cheap Thought

Maybe Chuck Grassley can use the money he’s going to be slicing out of poor people’s health care subsidies to buy himself some vowels.

Victimhood

Maybe the only way for Democrats to be as effective in turning out their base is for their ideological (not political) leaders to whip up their core voters into the same state of perpetual victimhood that Republican leaders have been fomenting for the last 16 years (“The liberal media! The liberal media!”). Even if it’s necessary, it’s depressing as hell.

Cheap Thought

Sanford in 2012? He could run on a platform of experience in foreign relations.

Pot. Kettle.

I guess in this case, the kettle is actually a black dude. Karl Rove accuses Obama of running a permanent campaign in the White House:

Team Obama is suffering from Extended Campaign Syndrome. In an election, campaign staffers are often just trying to survive until the next week or the next primary. They cut corners because they are fatigued or under pressure. They can be purposely combative and even portray critics as enemies.

I just don’t even know what to say.