The Day in 5 Road Signs
Franken wins
in Minnesota
Now Norm’s lawsuits
form the coda
Burma-Shave
Franken wins
in Minnesota
Now Norm’s lawsuits
form the coda
Burma-Shave
Jesse Jackson is
The new lead guitarist for
The “Candidate Five”
Topical haiku
Is getting a little old
Japanese art sucks
I heard of this governor Rod
Who today was indicted for fraud
Fitz planted a bug
Inside of his rug
While the blogosphere loudly guffawed
Tribune is bankrupt
Bail out Main Street media?
Sorry… lousy pun.
Mary Jo Kilroy!
Franklin County Ohio
Sucks at counting votes
David Gregory
Hardly the new Tim Russert
… Poor whiteboard technique
Senator Specter
Won’t need to buy new earplugs
Chris Matthews is out
Cao beats “Dollar Bill”
Wait, or was it Shinseki?
Not sure; all look same
Schizo stock market
Half a million jobs were lost
But you just don’t care
Barack Obama
His name has five syllables
Very convenient
C. Saxby Chambliss
Has a crazy fucking name
And groped his grand child