Skip to content

{ Author Archives }

How Can I resist?

12:32 <nepharis> Ugh, that “poet” was excruciating. I’m going to spell it out here: If you are a poet, and you are not Billy Collins, and you are also not a rapper, then you probably kinda suck, and shouldn’t be speaking at an event like this. Anyway, I should go back to doing work [...]

Deep Thought

If Richardson had just kept the beard, nobody would have ever suspected him of anything.

We’re All Gonna Die

Not to burst harveyj’s bubble, but the state of our economy is not getting better. Karl Denninger, who has been consistently right, has an excellent (if scary) analysis of where we are along with a set of predictions for 2009. Time to start laying in emergency rations and stockpiling bullets.

Deep Thought

Never-married women senators (Susan Collins, Barbara Mikulski, Maria Cantwell) outnumber never-married male senators (Lindsey Graham, Herb Kohl) three to two.  Why do women hate the institution of marriage?

Color Me Unimpressed

Well, it looks like it only took four days for Leahy to cave on Republicans’ insistence to hold up AG hearings.  Sigh.  Can we please have some democratic congressional leadership that doesn’t totally suck?  I mean, you guys are the frigging majority, you can push them around now.  In case you didn’t get the memo, [...]

Dogs Can’t Fly

But you can throw them pretty high up there, if you really try. That’s what we’re seeing today in the stock market. If you were watching last week, which I’m sure you weren’t, bad new kept coming out but the market just kept going up. The bulls out there want to take [...]

Past Performance…

…is not an indicator of future returns. At least, that’s what they always seem to say. Despite the saying, any decent chartist worth his salt will tell you that it is simply not true; the markets move in complex but discernible patterns. I won’t go into details here, but I want to address [...]

Today’s Thoughts, Haiku Form

Schizo stock market
Half a million jobs were lost
But you just don’t care
Barack Obama
His name has five syllables
Very convenient
C. Saxby Chambliss
Has a crazy fucking name
And groped his grand child