The 5-1 loss Wednesday was symbolic of the intense disapproval of Barack Obama by Cleveland voters, by Indians, and by the other kind of Indians. Travis Hafner’s 6th-inning home run was an unmistakable rejection of the public option, as well as irrefutable proof that the so-called “President” was, in fact, born in Kenya.
The game was the 82nd loss for the White Sox, thus clinching a losing season, further evidence that the Age of Obama is now over.
/insert flashing siren here
In related news, Obama turned down an offer of seconds at lunch on Friday afternoon, stating that he was full. Is Obama trying to do too much? Tune in tonight for thoughts on whether the President has overextended and endangered his agenda.
Indeed, there are people this ridiculous!
BREAKING NEWS: White Sox defeat Tigers, 8-0 on Friday night. Is Barack Obama trying to destroy the American car industry? IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT.