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Multithreaded Liveblog

We’re using separate threads because we don’t have the technology to solve race conditions.

(No, no, we’ve already agreed in advance we’re not making the obvious race joke here.)

12:20pm <Aerion> The room applauded at “and non-believers”. We’re all proud heathens here :D
12:09pm <Aerion> Bio-units, terminate noise exchange! It is time for you to ingest inaugural addresses from my compartment!
12:03pm <Aerion> I love Yo-Yo Ma. (And it’s not just that I love Asian people. But that’s probably part of it.)
11:58am <Aerion> VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN! DARTH CHENEY IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DARTH CHENEY
11:50am <Aerion> Warren: “Everything we see and everything we can’t see exists because of [God] alone.” ….. Does that include gay people?
11:48am <Aerion> Rick Warren hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
11:37am <Aerion> That’s a lot of people.
11:21am <Aerion> Holy fucking shit balls what the fuck we elected a black dude. Awesome!
11:19am <MarvA> Jimmy Carter, from downtown! YES!
11:16am <Aerion> Bill and Hillary walking in with a “…. *sigh*” look on their faces.