Aggressively Uninformed

12:32 <nepharis> Ugh, that “poet” was excruciating. I’m going to spell it out here: If you are a poet, and you are not Billy Collins, and you are also not a rapper, then you probably kinda suck, and shouldn’t be speaking at an event like this. Anyway, I should go back to doing work or something.
12:14 <nepharis> That’s right… it’s not all about the size of your GDP, it how you use it.
12:13 <nepharis> SCIENCE! American wind and sunshine!
12:01 <nepharis> I like this Simple Gifts rendition.. what can I say, I’m a sucker for it. NPR was all “nobody knows what this will sound like!” Hey, guess what? It sounds like Simple Gifts!!!
11:56 <nepharis> THE CON-STI-TU-TION!
11:54 <nepharis> ZOMG HAT HAT HAT HAT WHAT
11:50 <nepharis> Okay, the way Warren just said “Malia and Sasha” was WAYYYY too fucking creepy. Get this preacher a small boy to play with before someone gets hurt. Wait, what’d I say?
11:47 <nepharis> This prayer kinda sucks. Jus’ sayin’. Also… this would be the 43rd peaceful transfer of power. The first one, from England to George Washington, wasn’t all the peaceful.
11:38 <nepharis> Dear NPR: Please never use “spry” to describe Joe Biden again. Kthx.
11:30 <nepharis> Every time I see Elaine Chao, I can never bring myself to *actually* believe that she’s married to Mitch McConnell