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{ 2009 01 06 }

One year later: Where are they now?

(a.k.a. “Cheap shots at politicians that nobody cares about any more”)

It’s been a year and three days since the 2008 Iowa caucuses. Boy, a lot sure has happened in that time. Let’s take a look at how our favorite candidates have been doing!

First, the eight Democrats:

  • Elected
    • Barack Obama
    • Joe Biden
  • Appointed to the Obama administration
    • Hillary Clinton
    • Bill Richardson whoops!
  • Scandal or under investigation
    • Bill Richardson
    • Chris Dodd
    • John Edwards
  • Certifiably insane
    • Dennis Kucinich
    • Mike Gravel

And the seven Republicans:

  • John McCain: Auditioning to be David Letterman’s successor?
  • Mike Huckabee: Playing guitar and going on Fox News
  • Mitt Romney: Rebuilding his robot army
  • Ron Paul: Loudly insisting that market regulation is unnecessary
  • Fred Thompson: Still asleep on the front porch
  • Duncan Hunter: Who the fuck is Duncan Hunter?
  • Rudy Giuliani: Probably cheating on his wife or something
Posted by Aerion on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, at 5:22 pm. Filed under Politics. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. You can post a comment or trackback from your blog.
  1. hoppzor | January 7, 2009 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    kucinich <3