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Qualifications

I know that we’re new to the scene, and you may be concerned that we lack experience as edgy political commentators. In the event that anyone doubts my qualifications to be an angry liberal blogger, I’d like to reassure you of my status as an Eastern Elite by announcing that I have just consumed a salad consisting of arugula and olive oil, accompanied by pinot noir.

It was delicious.

Posted by Aerion on Sunday, December 7, 2008, at 6:22 pm. Filed under Politics. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. You can post a comment or trackback from your blog.
  1. nepharis | December 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    However, you neither drink lattes nor drive a Volvo. I mean, you’re not even *white*!

  2. Legion | December 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    As the designated representative of Eastern Elite White Folk (do I need to remind you of my resume of coming from 3 Generations of Harvard, living in Fairfield County, going to an “Academy” for High School, and that I am *EXTREMELY* White?), I have reviewed the case of one Aerion for White Status, and am proud to confer to him the 60-Day Trial Status of “Being White.”

    God Bless You.

  3. aerion | December 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    Thank you, thank you. I believe my background in graduating from a “Country Day School” will aid me greatly in the trials and tribulations that lie ahead.